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https://www.coryd.dev/watching/movies/land-of-bad-2024 · 23 Apr 2026
Land of Bad is more Land of Mediocre . It’s your standard “Hooah!” (is this the right service for that?) jingoistic American war film. The new guy gets hazed, captured, rescued, goes on a mission to help rescue a team member behind enemy lines, gets ...
https://www.coryd.dev/watching/movies/war-machine-2026 · 18 Mar 2026
Alan Ritchson is great in these roles — particularly Reacher . There's nothing new, nothing novel, nothing terribly admirable about War Machine . 81 (Ritchson) loses his brother, he becomes an army ranger to honor his brother and encounters a killer robo...
https://celluloidconsomme.pckt.blog/hell-hole-review-this-monster-movie-needs-to-dig-deeper-6uxukgj · 10 Mar 2026
The Adams family films have been on the up and up lately, catching the eye of horror enthusiasts ever since The Deeper You Dig in 2019. Their tendencies for lingering, dread-infused horrors present in their recent filmography grew in Hellbender to play wit...
https://celluloidconsomme.pckt.blog/frankie-freako-review-throwback-creature-feature-is-pretty-good-pizza-b8v1cy2 · 10 Mar 2026
Writer/director Steven Kostanski is doubling down on more of the humor that made Psycho Goreman an outlier for horror comedies within the past few years. This time around it comes in a pint-sized form (give or take a few ounces). Frankie Freako is, largely...
https://celluloidconsomme.pckt.blog/blades-of-the-guardians-review-yuen-woo-pings-60-year-convergence-of-martial-arts-film-history-yaf8e17 · 10 Mar 2026
Yuen Woo-Ping has had a chokehold on audiences since his first film credit. He started his career on Ng See-Yuen’s The Bloody Fists blocking fight choreography in 1972. Woo-Ping’s work stood out against an otherwise ordinary period martial arts from th...
https://www.coryd.dev/watching/movies/f1-2025 · 4 Mar 2026
I put off watching F1 until now because I don't like the whole vroom vroom race cars go fast thing — but — I wasn't really right to do so. Yes, it's about racing. It's focused in on it, it's the core of the film. But, like most great sport films (yes, ...
https://www.coryd.dev/watching/movies/fight-or-flight-2025 · 2 Mar 2026
Fight or Flight . Fight on Flight. Fight and Flight. Fight in Flight. JUST KILD SOMONE This movie is violent and completely, unabashedly absurd. I've loved Josh Hartnett since The Faculty and it's refreshing to see him here, committed and having a blast. F...
https://www.coryd.dev/watching/movies/cleaner-2025 · 19 Feb 2026
A good, clean (neat?), action movie that clocks in at a tidy 97 minutes. There's nothing unique or special about Cleaner , but Daisy Ridley works well as a lead, Clive Owen is a welcome (albeit brief) sight and the rest of the cast does a respectable job. ...
https://www.coryd.dev/watching/movies/sisu-road-to-revenge-2025 · 5 Feb 2026
Much like the first Sisu film , Sisu: Road to Revenge is unrelentingly violent, action-packed and helmed by the stoic, silent Aatami Korpi. The guy lost his family and all he wants is to move his house. You took the land, let him move his house. He brought...
https://www.coryd.dev/watching/movies/greenland-2-migration-2026 · 27 Jan 2026
To survive the apocalypse in Europe, all you need to do is ask for help. How do you know you're in Europe? Post-apocalyptic European infrastructure is better than pre-apocalyptic American infrastructure. This is a perfectly acceptable sequel to Greenland w...