I've been almost entirely off of corporate social media for years now. I closed my last holdout account this past week.

You open your browser, you go to check sports scores. The page shifts down to show you an ad, you click to close it and open the page by accident. You close the tab, you close the ad, you scroll down and you see sponsored content from a gambling partner.

Head on over to your account settings, scroll down, click Delete enter some parting thoughts and confirm. Go outside and touch grass, as the kids say. The best social network has always been your contacts app.